Saturday, October 10, 2009
Oink Alert! Butt Machine Challenge!!!!
So, over a month ago, Van Darkholm approached me at the gym, and asked me to do 'Butt Machine Boys'. I don't know what it is.... but something about getting fucked by a machine seemed unappealing. Maybe I've watched too many sci-fi movies, and keep thinking of that creepy HAL voice from 2001, while an android from Dr. Who fucks me, like he was compacting scrap metal. Creepy! So, I politely turned Mr. Darkholm down... Then he called me a pussy. "Oh, hell NO!", I said. There was no way I was gonna be labeled a pussy for not rising to a sex challenge! Although, when I think about it now... Isn't it stupid how I needed to prove my manhood, by getting fucked by a machine?? Oh, well. Here's the video..... fresh on the internet at ButtMachineBoys.com. Watch as I get skewered by an acrylic probe... (ACRYLIC??)... and then get pounded by a machine called 'Black Magic'.