These are Black Facts. (21-28)

Black Fact #21 - Rarely will you see black people go to see horror movies in the theater. Something about tempting fate. If you hear someone say, "Dude, did you see how easily he killed that black person first?" Chances are you're at a horror flick, and everyone's eyeing the lone negro eating popcorn.

Black Fact #21 - Rarely will you see black people go to see horror movies in the theater. Something about tempting fate. If you hear someone say, "Dude, did you see how easily he killed that black person first?" Chances are you're at a horror flick, and everyone's eyeing the lone negro eating popcorn.

Black Fact #22 - It's no secret that black people love to hear themselves talk. They are masters in oratory skills! Preachers, presidents, and black chicks speaking loudly on their cell phones on the bus... they want you to listen to them. It would literally kill them, if they couldn't talk. "Did you hear about Mr. Jackson dying? Yeah, death by vow of silence. Crying shame."

Black Fact #23 - A round butt is a magnet for black people. Even if you have never talked to a black person, your round butt already has. It's bought that black person a drink from across the bar, made out with them, fucked them, and made them breakfast in the morning... So, don't be surprised if the black person puts their hand down your crack, before saying hello to you.

Black Fact #24 - Black people love to say the n-word. LOVE IT! But like so many things that we love, we were afraid of white people copying us (see music., culture, fashion) and starting to say it too.... So we told them it was 'racist', and made them say 'african-american' instead. Genius, huh?

Black Fact #25 - The black nod, is not just a salutation, but for us to indicate who we can count on in a black emergency. We never know when we'll be rounded up again, and we want to be READY!

Black Fact #26 - Fried Chicken is a staple of the black diet. It is one of the five food groups. BBQ Chicken, Grilled Chicken, Jerk Chicken and Rotisserie are the others. If you are a black person denying yourself Fried Chicken, you will be cursed... and everything will taste like chicken anyway.

Black Fact #27 - Dreadlocks is just a hairstyle to black people. It doesn't have that much of the culture surrounding it.... so don't ask us for weed on the street. We don't have any for you. Now, that white dude with dreadlocks, who smells funky, and is giving out pamphlets on saving a political prisoner.... HE HAS WEED!!!

Black Fact #28 - Being black is exhausting! Glad I can go back to being Canadian now..... Yay, for whooping American ass! :)