I'm getting tired of all the feel good black history stuff on the news.... so it's time to just stick to the facts. The Black Facts. Check out as I post these facts for every day of February..... Be sure to reprint these for your black friends, they'll appreciate it.
Black Fact #1 - Black people only enjoy crackers made by Mr. Christie.
Black Fact #2 - Black people love the color purple. Don't know why.... but they just LOVE it. Grimace, Grape Kool-Aid, that movie with Oprah and Whoopi. PURPLE!!!!
Black Fact #3 - A good weave is a semi-precious jewel. Wash your hands before you touch it.
Black Fact #4 - That's not a birthmark on their forehead, that's a scar. It's from leaving the hot comb on the stove, and watching Young and the Restless too long.
Black Fact #5 - Black men have perfect penises. Which is just why you might put up with so much crap.
Black Fact #6 - The saying always goes.... Black don't crack. (Unless you get hit with a shovel)
Black Fact #7 - Black people are always late. Don't wait. You will be dissapointed.... Unless we're fucking you.
Black Fact #8 - An afro is insulation from the white man getting to your brain.... and it's a beautiful thing.
Black Fact #9 - Cocoa Butter is essential to moisturize black skin. Otherwise you get mistaken for 'Crazy Ashy Larry' who tries to sell aspirin pills on 5th.
Black Fact #10 - If white people had black butts, we wouldn't have chairs.