I've got Gingeritis!

For those that know me, it's no real groundbreaking revelation, that I'm a fan of the redheads. I don't know what it is..... might have to do with my best friend as a kid who was a redhead, or the fact that when

I'm next to a ginger, I always feel a little bit blacker. Yeah, their skin may be translucent, and they probably don't have souls.... but I find them fucking HAWT!!! I always have an on going list of hot gingers I want to fuck.... Prince Harry be damned.... I will

HAVE him one day!!! So, of

course my head exploded when Raging Stallion showed me pictures of my scene partner, I'll be shooting with next week. HOLY SHIT!!! Ryan Patrick is new to the porn world, but someone must really like me at Raging.... because he's everything I want to fuck! YES! YES! YES!!!!

An explosion of visual genius!!!

Nothing is hotter than fucking and pissing on Drake Jaden..... NOTHING!!! After spending the day together, going to Alcatraz, lunch and general goofing off, Drake and I spent yesterday shooting the new watersports movie for Raging Stallion. HAWT!!! I think this might be my new favorite shoot! Seriously, we had a blast! And a dribble. And a spray. And more Blasting!!!! The scene takes place in a bar restroom, where both Drake and I take aim on one another, rain down and suck that golden goodness, and then flip-fuck each other HARD! Can't wait for this scene to come out! :) Got to express my thanks to Tony DiMarco and everyone at Raging Stallion, it was a pleasure to work with them all... and soooo long overdue.

The Rock.

San Francisco is a really touristy town, but sometimes you can have fun with the tourist. Case in point - Drake Jaden asking me to go on a tour with him in the morning, to Alcatraz. It was weird to be up that early, but doing it with Drake made it easy.... especially since we had fun mocking the other tourists. I think we scared a European chick a bit, when we asked her to take a picture of us in a jail cell, and then proceeded to do a prison fucking scenario. :) The tour itself was okay, but Drake and I kept looking at different areas of the prison, and imagining porn scenes being shot there. Hot stuff! Here's a pleasant picture from our trip.... Drake has the 'prison bitch' picture on his camera.

TLA's Best Newcomer!

TLA known for distributing the world of DVD porn, and DVD Gay media in general, has decided this year to have their own awards.... and part of the list of 'Favorite Newcomers'.... ME!!!!! RACE COOPER!!! More than that, I'm in very good company, since I know a lot of the other guys on the list personally. The 'Favorite Newcomers' include besides myself (Race Cooper), Samuel Colt, Conner Habib, David Taylor, J.R. Matthews, Bruno Bond, Vince Ferrelli, Paul Wagner, Mitchell Rock, and Landon Conrad. Holy HOTNESS!!! Got to give kudos to the other guys in my category, any one of them could be the best newcomer..... but deep down.... I just want you to vote for Race Cooper. If I highlight my name enough, in this blog post.... it'll happen right?

These are Black Facts. (21-28)

Black Fact #21 - Rarely will you see black people go to see horror movies in the theater. Something about tempting fate. If you hear someone say, "Dude, did you see how easily he killed that black person first?" Chances are you're at a horror flick, and everyone's eyeing the lone negro eating popcorn.

Black Fact #21 - Rarely will you see black people go to see horror movies in the theater. Something about tempting fate. If you hear someone say, "Dude, did you see how easily he killed that black person first?" Chances are you're at a horror flick, and everyone's eyeing the lone negro eating popcorn.

Black Fact #22 - It's no secret that black people love to hear themselves talk. They are masters in oratory skills! Preachers, presidents, and black chicks speaking loudly on their cell phones on the bus... they want you to listen to them. It would literally kill them, if they couldn't talk. "Did you hear about Mr. Jackson dying? Yeah, death by vow of silence. Crying shame."

Black Fact #23 - A round butt is a magnet for black people. Even if you have never talked to a black person, your round butt already has. It's bought that black person a drink from across the bar, made out with them, fucked them, and made them breakfast in the morning... So, don't be surprised if the black person puts their hand down your crack, before saying hello to you.

Black Fact #24 - Black people love to say the n-word. LOVE IT! But like so many things that we love, we were afraid of white people copying us (see music., culture, fashion) and starting to say it too.... So we told them it was 'racist', and made them say 'african-american' instead. Genius, huh?

Black Fact #25 - The black nod, is not just a salutation, but for us to indicate who we can count on in a black emergency. We never know when we'll be rounded up again, and we want to be READY!

Black Fact #26 - Fried Chicken is a staple of the black diet. It is one of the five food groups. BBQ Chicken, Grilled Chicken, Jerk Chicken and Rotisserie are the others. If you are a black person denying yourself Fried Chicken, you will be cursed... and everything will taste like chicken anyway.

Black Fact #27 - Dreadlocks is just a hairstyle to black people. It doesn't have that much of the culture surrounding it.... so don't ask us for weed on the street. We don't have any for you. Now, that white dude with dreadlocks, who smells funky, and is giving out pamphlets on saving a political prisoner.... HE HAS WEED!!!

Black Fact #28 - Being black is exhausting! Glad I can go back to being Canadian now..... Yay, for whooping American ass! :)

Oink Alert! Race Cooper vs Trey Turner!

Trey Turner got his ass whooped! I had to fucking redeem myself after Brenn mopped the floor with me.... So you get to see all the hot action on Naked Kombat! I'm always shocked when I get paired with kids that are younger than me.... not like Trey is a fetus, but I am older than him by at least 11 years. Turns out that experience beats youth on this one..... enjoy the oil match!

I get to taste his pee!

Sorry, it's been awhile since I posted last.... AT&T sucks, and I was having issues with my landline and thusly internet service at home. Can't really blog on my smartphone.... sucks to edit that way, but now I can share the important news! Just got confirmation from Raging Stallion, that I'm doing a water-sports fuck scene with Drake Jaden!!! YAY!!! Fucking HAWT! He's been one of my porn crushes for awhile, but more than that, I got to hang out with him the last time he was in SF.... and he's totally cool. We're actually going to take the day before our shoot, to hang and go do some touristy stuff around San Francisco that he's been longing to do, but hasn't had the time. So be prepared for some pictures to come! More than that, be prepared for an all out fuck fest! I mean, Jesus! He's fucking hot, and we've been wanting to do something together ever since we met.... so it's going to be great to get that raw attraction on film. I'm sooooooo excited! FUCK!!!

These are Black Facts. (11-20)

The Black Facts are continuing.... for those of you that think these are real facts.... They do hold some truth, but really..... if you take it seriously, GET A LIFE!!!

Black Fact #11 - Do not touch a black person's man or woman. That is THEIR TERRITORY! Although I hear Chicken Tetrazzini, is a good way to lure them away.

Black Fact #12 - Black people are cost conscious, not CHEAP! Examples of some 'cost conscious' sayings you might overhear are: "Are you buying my drink?" and "What do you mean we can't take the entire buffet to go?"

Black Fact #13 - The nappiest part of a black person's hair to brush, is the back of the head. Otherwise referred to as 'the kitchen'.... and it's commonly known, children always cry when you hit 'the kitchen'.

Black Fact #14 - Black men suffer from an affliction of coarse beards and sensitive skin, that produce 'razor bumps'. The cure is to not use that shit made for whities (shaving gel), and to use hair conditioner or lotion to shave. Get your shaving technique RIGHT!!

Black Fact #15 - Never, never, EVER, disrespect a black person's mama! That is their heart and soul! However, if you phrase your words as a "Yo Mama" joke, and do it in a public arena, that is very acceptable. "Yo Mama's so fat, that when we went to play hide n' seek as children, we hid behind yo mama's cankles!"

Black Fact #16 - Don't be surprised if a black person freaks out when you touch their hair. It's from the trauma of kids smacking their afros on the playground and saying "It's like a sponge". In truth, it's not that absorbent. If it was, we'd be lifeguards and dip our heads in the pool when people were drowning.

Black Fact #17 - The only difference between a black person's Buick and an old person's Buick, are the 24 inch rims.

Black Fact #18 - Michael Steele of the RNC, isn't really black. He tries waaaaaay too hard, to speak like one.

Black Fact #19 - Black people look great wearing white.... but that ring-around-the-collar is a bitch to get out, when doing laundry.

Black Fact #20 - There are few things black people distrust more than the police. Although swimming without water-wings is right up there, and so is getting your haircut by a caucasian with no experience in cutting black hair.... Police pretty much take the cake. They get trigger happy around us, for some reason.

Get your drink on.

Have a couple of things to show you today. First up, I have an event that I'm at tonight, in which I'm playing bartender for a good cause. My friend David M., who owns Chaps bar in San Francisco, wanted to have a birthday party where the proceeds go to AIDS Emergency Fund. Gotta love him! Inspired by his selfless birthday party, I had to volunteer myself to his soiree. If you're in the bay area, drop by tonight. And bring big bills for tipping! All tips go to the charity too!

Next up.... my friend Rick Cooper (Yes, I know another Cooper.... we seem to gravitate towards each other) and I did an impromptu photo shoot last week. (We were stoned.) But the great thing is... it turned out awesome! It's being used for an ad for another bar here in SF called The Powerhouse.... and I've been getting some great compliments on it this week. Never have looked so good, playing with myself. Enjoy!

These are Black Facts. (1-10)

I'm getting tired of all the feel good black history stuff on the news.... so it's time to just stick to the facts. The Black Facts. Check out as I post these facts for every day of February..... Be sure to reprint these for your black friends, they'll appreciate it.

Black Fact #1 - Black people only enjoy crackers made by Mr. Christie.

Black Fact #2 - Black people love the color purple. Don't know why.... but they just LOVE it. Grimace, Grape Kool-Aid, that movie with Oprah and Whoopi. PURPLE!!!!

Black Fact #3 - A good weave is a semi-precious jewel. Wash your hands before you touch it.

Black Fact #4 - That's not a birthmark on their forehead, that's a scar. It's from leaving the hot comb on the stove, and watching Young and the Restless too long.

Black Fact #5 - Black men have perfect penises. Which is just why you might put up with so much crap.

Black Fact #6 - The saying always goes.... Black don't crack. (Unless you get hit with a shovel)

Black Fact #7 - Black people are always late. Don't wait. You will be dissapointed.... Unless we're fucking you.

Black Fact #8 - An afro is insulation from the white man getting to your brain.... and it's a beautiful thing.

Black Fact #9 - Cocoa Butter is essential to moisturize black skin. Otherwise you get mistaken for 'Crazy Ashy Larry' who tries to sell aspirin pills on 5th.

Black Fact #10 - If white people had black butts, we wouldn't have chairs.

Party Proofs!

It's been a full day after the Cybersocket Awards, and we're just recovering from the open bar now. Check out all the cool pics, courtesy of the my man Tball! Didn't win my category, but I got hella drunk and had a blast.... so it's all good. :)

The LIVE Event!

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